Sodomy at Bally's...

Okay.

Now this is pretty disgusting. I just got back from Bally's Total Fitness and witnessed something taking place that I wish I could take out of my memory. After working out, I walked into the locker room and witnessed one male performing oral sex on another male. It went on for about 30 seconds, about 10 feet from me - and finally, after I stood there and stared, they stopped and the guy pulled his shorts back up. It was DISGUSTING. I couldn't believe what I was witness to. I informed the Assistant Manager on duty and he said he had heard rumors of stuff like this taking place but since a manager didn't see it happen, it would be my word against theirs. They couldn't do anything. I called the police on the advice of Big E and met with an officer in the parking lot who informed me that they couldn't do anything because they were not witness to it.

Oral sodomy is a FELONY in the Commonwealth of Virginia with a maximum imprisonment of up to 5 years. I could understand if one's lifestyle is their own business and these acts are commited in privacy, but to do this in broad daylight is RIDICULOUS. I sent an email to Bill O'Reilly on Fox News and we'll see if he picks up on this story. I'm calling for a national boycott of Bally's for their lack of enforcement of this indecent, criminal act. The officer said that I would not be a victim, but the Commonwealth would be a victim. I've read stories where police arrest people for the mere SOLICITATION of sodomy - and in this case, I witnessed the act taking place firsthand right in front of me. I can't believe this... You will not hear the last of this. I think I'll call the BBB, the corporate Bally's headquarters, maybe a lawyer, and will see if a local news station would like to pick up on the story. I know O'Reilly is into boycotts and after watching some of his shows, I've seen people appear on shows with stuff like this happens to them, so we'll see what happens.

Anyway, that's it for me. Gotta get some sleep and hope for heterosexual dreams or something.